Me Lord Gord and Darrell built a RUSSIAN DANCE PLANET last night.
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Me Lord Gord and Darrell built a RUSSIAN DANCE PLANET last night.
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The Smiths were in town last weekend. We partied. It was great. Magnificent in fact.
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Below are five collections of bizarre photographs from way back. There is some gold in these (there are a couple images that repeat throughout…. so what?) Click each image to see the whole series (all images are from the Retronaut site. Follow them, their site is fantastic.)

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Some new photos are up on my Tumblr page. Click below or here to check them out.
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Lots of new photos and images up on my tumblr. Check em out and follow here.
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I created a TUMBLR account. It mainly features photos I’ve taken. Click below to check it out.
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Merry Creepmas.
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The novelty has worn off. This young thug is nothing but a cigarette thief.
THIS IS REVERSE ANIMAL CRUELTY. That bastard stole my menthol. Bibbey The Beetle and me tongue kissed later. It stung. Was it love? Maybe it was just poison from the pincers. Is there a difference between love and poison? I don’t know. But I love beer’s and cigarettes.
Bibbey is of the Earth. This is his favorite song.

I never expected to see something like this at the grave yard. My best friend Pete the Weevil is dead. I ate a beetle off his belly. I whispered in Pete’s ear while I gagged. He took on a car, didn’t back down. He had the guts. Now I got em’. In my jacket pocket.
Long live Pete.