Some paintings I’ve done over the last three weeks. They are all painted on bristol board unless otherwise stated. If you want to purchase any of them it is $150 unframed, or $250 with a glass picture frame. Prices on all other ones will be stated below. FUCK YAH…

Send all purchase inquiries to hart@tawdryproductions.com

EXCELSIOR FATHEAD.

JACKIE ONASSIXXXX.

MONGOLOIDS UNITE.

MATING SEASON.

MOVE IT SLAVE.

FAYDRA.

THE SCREAMING TWINZZ.

YOU ARE MINE TO KILL.

CANCER, YOU GOT IT. AKA. CHECK THAT TIT.

POLIO.

SPINA BIFIDA.

WAYNEO.

KLAUS KINSKI.

LICE.

YOKO.

TOTO.

STEVE’S E GO GO GO.

WAYNE’S BROTHER RAY.

THAT’S MOTHER FUCKING IRRELIVENT.

ELEPHANT DICKS.

THAT WILL BE MEOWTEEN DOLLARS AND A WOOF PLEASE.

THE PROFESSOR.

MEET YOUR NEW GYNOCOLOGIST.

The following two paintings are on stretched canvas measuring 20 inches by 20 inches. $150 each.

THE BISHOP.

EGGS.

The following three are on wood.

ANATOMY OF A PYGMIE. $300.  4 and a half feet tall.  1.5 ft wide.  On Wood.

BELLY RUB. $250.  4 and a half feet tall.  1.25 feet wide.  Chipboard.

NO NECK TWO HEADS THREE BACKS. $500.  4.5 ft by 4.5 ft.  On wood.

It was only a matter of time.  I’ve decided to start modelling.  My first shoot went perfect.  My mom took the photos.  The prints have been sent out to all the top agencies.  Calvin keeps leaving me messages.  I don’t like the direction he’s going in though.  Needs more tits, that’s what I say.

It was only a matter of time, anyone with eyes and vision would tell you that.  I’ve conquered everything else.  In grade four I got perfect on a science test,  So it stands, I know all things science related.  That means I have been to space.  I drank blood on the moon, and hissed with martians at a long legged sea women on Neptune.  I drank her blood too, and let the martians have their way with her corpse.  When it comes to anything Science related I am perfect.  I’ve conquered it all.  Art, Politics, Nature, Love.   In any crowded room you can hear the hushed murmurs of the man that caused the hundred year orgasm.  I am that man.

I have time travelled.  The images in my mind are so vivid, if I even to choose reminisce my slightest action will change the present.  Even as you read this I am shifting reality.  The whole paragraph before this was something completely different moments ago.  A rant, about Oprah, a dog with a large erect penis that shot torpedoes and comparisons to the Ape family.  That may sound strange, but in that time racism did not exist.  This was a novel idea.  But I’ve brought it back, I need it for my humour.

Within seconds of deciding to model I was put in a video shoot.  True, I am simply walking by in the background, uninvited.  But the video shoot as you understand it has been changed forever.

I intend to change the face of modelling entirely.  A revolution is at hand.  This isn’t something that is going to happen over night.  It will take two weeks at least.  I have to go now, the jet is waiting out side.

I almost like these videos more then the actual album. Thats fucked up man.

Some random videos, PSA’s, Seahorse birth and David Lynch commercials.

I have been trying to get some music to work for my new movie.  Here are a couple of songs I’ve been playing with, Their lost, nothing is locking right now.  The explosion when things lock in place and vibrate and make the world seem bearable is not happening, I feel a rumble in my head, but it’s more like a head-ache.  But I still hear something that at least might lead to something else, sometime, when I really drink and the beer drowns the pain of the headache and the sound breaks through the wall and fills the dark.  But that is just a deception and reality is nothing but a frigid mirage.  Either way, Oh fuck it.

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A play-list of the whole Slick Rick album. The Art of Story Telling. Hit play and get into it. Or don’t, go on being a Nimrod. Don’t listen, your mother is sick of being ashamed of herself, the age, the wrinkles, a slave to vanity. So you, go on, don’t listen, Be a pansy, give her something else to be ashamed of. Take her mind off the impending doom. A gypsy, A harpie, A fool.  Make the right decision.

Here is a documentary on Chris Cunningham.  Sort of anyway.  Chris Cunningham directs music videos, among other things.  Strange and amazing.  I think his best stuff is all of his work with Aphex Twin.  Search for him in youtube if you haven’t seen his work before.

The audio on all of these is off. And its annoying. The video clips end up basically being full length videos with snippets oh him talking between.  But if you like Chris Cunningham its kind of neat. If not, fuck it.  I’ve posted his newest work (which is fairly sparse) and some interview links below this documentary.

I’ve been searching everywhere trying to find any information about upcoming projects.  But there really seems to be nothing.  Apparently he is going to release a book of concept sketches for his work, which would be cool, but the interview where he talked about that was from like three years ago.   Another project abandoned perhaps.  I wish he would just make a movie with a series of bizarre images and instances.  No story, nothing.  No discernible concept.  An hour and a half of off the wall energy.  All to Slick Rick, Aphex Twin and Patsy Cline music.  Actually Slick Rick and Aphex will make an album together for the project, maybe make some percussion on Patsy’s grave stone with a voodoo shin bone.  And the sound basis will be the opening song in the Window Licker video when the boys are driving in the sun.

I found these interviews below, which, though older, are still good.  He’s made one video, a commercial and did a photo shoot with Grace Jones that I could find (All below.)  If anyone else knows of anything let me know.

interview about rubber johnny.

another good interview

vice interview part 1

vice interview part 2

This commercial looks and sounds pretty good.

Get that fucking band out of my site and give me more Squid.  Actually I like that bass.  The squid should Fawk it.

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