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  • WOODY ALLEN QUOTES.

    25Mar
    Categories: FILM Comments: 0

    Some quotes from a recent Woody Allen interview.

    “I feel the only way you can get through life is distraction. And you can distract yourself in a million different ways, from turning on the television set and seeing who wins the meaningless soccer game, to going to the movies or listening to music. They’re tricks that I’ve done and that many people do. You create problems in your life and it seems to the outside observer that you are self-destructive and it’s foolish. But you’re creating them because they’re not mortal problems. They are problems that can be solved, or they can’t be solved, and they’re a little painful, perhaps, but they are not going to take your life away.”

    “There were never children in my films. I didn’t care about children. I mean, I didn’t dislike them but I just had no thoughts about children. If my wife, years ago, when I first married as a young man, had wanted to have 10 children, it was fine with me, or no children, it didn’t matter. And then I remember when I did the movie Manhattan I made a list at the end of the movie of the things that made life worth living, and I got a letter from a lady saying, ‘You didn’t mention your child.’ Because I had a child in the movie with Meryl Streep, a young boy.

    “And you know I’d mentioned Louis Armstrong and Marlon Brando, and I figured, so, I didn’t mention my child, so what? I mentioned things that were meaningful. It was only when I had children, over a decade later, that I realised what an egregious blunder that was. That of course someone with a child would mention it. So children have become very, very meaningful to me. Because they add an amazing dimension to your life. But even then, I’m aware of the fact that nature is nature in its most brutal way. You devote yourself to them, it’s a one-way street, it’s unconditional positive regard, no matter what happens, and they grow up and go out on their own and you become a very minor annoyance.”

    “I’ve always felt that if the delusion works, it’s great. I always think that people who have religious faith are always happier than people who do not. The problem is that it’s not something you can adopt. It has to come naturally.”


     

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  • KLINGONS.

    23Mar
    Categories: PHOTO Comments: 0

    I went to Comicon this Saturday, drank a bunch of Sour Puss and hung out with some Klingons.  They tried to hire me to go on the road.


     

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    Tags: adoni, comicon, hart photography, klingons, photography, science fiction, star trek
  • THE KNIFE OF LIFE.

    19Mar
    Categories: hart@tawdryproductions.com, MUSIC Comments: 0

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  • UMSHINI WAM. DIE ANTWOORD and HARMONY KORINE short film.

    16Mar
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    A short film written and directed by Harmony Korine. Starring Yo Landi and Ninja.

    Yo Landi Vi$$$er!!!!


     

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    Tags: cinema, Die Antwoord, film, Harmony Korine, music, music video
  • WEEKLY WORLD NEWS.

    15Mar
    Categories: wrting. Comments: 0

    My friend Adoni turned me on to this website a couple weeks ago.  It’s called Weekly World News.  Sometimes it takes a bit of sifting to find the true gems, but with headlines like ‘Darren the Waving Goat refuses to be a contestant on Britain’s got talent.’  ‘Big Foot hunts Ted Nugent.’  Big Foot spotted in Gay bar.’   ‘Jon and Kate plus Ape.’  ‘Demon Ice Cream.’  ‘Manigator’ or ‘Obatma makes Larry King cry.’ you know you are in for something special.

    Here are some of my favourites so far.

    Captured Dolphin Has Human Arms.

    Tuna Boy.

    Goblin Shark.

    Manda.

    Skunk Ape.

    Obatma Joins Special Olympics.

    Half Man Half Goat Creature.

    Worlds Fattest Monkey Found.

    Kung Fu Monkey.

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    My dream is to one day write for this site.


     

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  • 3 DAY NOVEL. THE MUSCLE THAT MOVES THE ATLAS.

    15Mar
    Categories: hart@tawdryproductions.com, wrting. Comments: 0

    Earlier last year (Labor day Weekend) I entered the 3 day novel contest.  You have from Friday at midnight until the following Monday at midnight to write a novella.  Well I got the results in about a month ago.  There were over 600 contestants world wide, I didn’t place, nor receive an honorable mention.  Though I did receive this certificate (posted above.) and a sticker.  Everyone who entered received one of these.  But it was a hell of an experience.

    The book has been edited since then and is now in finished form.

    The book is titled The Muscle That Moves The Atlas.  It is about a Taxidermist named Orin Exeter from Zorra, Quebec who leaves his town, his wife, his job and his step child behind, taking off on a journey to find himself, fueled by hard liquor and a fools morality.  Intertwined throughout the novel is a children’s story about a town called Bayne ruled by the Jelly Man as well as bizarre newspaper articles from the towns he travels through.  Orin Exeter meets many strange people along the way and sees many strange things.  The Muscle That Moves The Atlas is a stunning combination of art, prose, poetry and odd facts.  It is 151 pages long.  To order a copy contact hart@tawdryproductions.com.  Price is 15 dollars plus shipping.


     

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  • CASSAVETES.

    03Mar
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    Tags: anger, beauty, cinema, film, interviews, john cassavettes, video
  • Sinday Minday Toodee Weedee Thirstee Freedee Sitterdee.

    03Mar
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  • BOTTON. THE STRANGEST VILLAGE IN BRITAIN.

    02Mar
    Categories: FILM Comments: 1

    A place where things make some sense in this world. The first minute and a half is flawless.


     

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