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Enought beating around the bush. Hart and Trick make it mother fucking happen.

IM FROM AN ALIEN RACE – LARRY STRAWBERRY FISH FUCK AND TRICK BENSON.

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TOAD.

Lead singer of the band THE LIVER LIPS.

Click below to listen to their hit number one song.

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THE LIVER LIPS – GLOW WORM.

(Lyrics.)

A dragon fly
A lightning bug
im going to eat you
ooh baby i need you

glow worms
Im eating glow worms
Im a fucking toad
……..
fuck you

Im a fucking toad

a horse fly pie
a crepes suzette
a horse fly pie
a crepes suzette

im a fucking toad
…………
fuck you

im a fucking toad
……….
fuck you

eating glow worms
im a fucking toad

oh im a fucking toad
a real bad news
mother fucking toad

Oh lord, you know im the best damn toad
there ever was, there ever will be
why dont you listen to my toad howl.
mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im a fucking toad
fuck you
fuck you
pretty baby fuck you

glow worms
im eating glow worms

well im a toad
such a beautiful toad
well im a toad
such a beautiful toad

toad.

this is my toad howl.
mehhhhhhh.

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It’s been awhile so I decided to look up what Harmony Korine has been up to.

Apparently he is making a feature film with a Louisiana rapper named Ceddybu.  The movie is called Dope Boys.

He is also said to be working on a movie called Twinkle, Twinkle. Twinkle, Twinkle is said to be a feature film starring Marlon Wayans as a “former hitman who dresses up in a dollar bill costume.”

Then all of a sudden things got real fucking interesting. Harmony Korine has made a short film with Die Antwoord. It is already completed and is called Wat Kyk Jy. Korine has described it as “Spectacular.” And Ninja from Die Antwoord has this to say about it.

“We’re doing a short film in a few weeks time with Harmony Korine that will screen at the Rotterdam Film Festival this January. [Korine] wrote the script and we made it a little more Zef. It’s come out fuckin’ wild. It’s a short film called Wat Kyk Jy– which means “watcha lookin’ at?”– which I tattooed onto my penis as well.”

And now Hollywood is all over Die Antwoord. But their having none of it.

“Vi$$er and Ninja have downed cappuccinos at David Lynch’s Hollywood home.”

“Director David Fincher (“The Social Network”) tried to enlist Vi$$er to portray one of Hollywood’s most hotly contested female characters of the last decade, Lisbeth Salander, in his reboot of “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” franchise, despite Vi$$er’s near-total absence of acting background. The diminutive rapstress passed.”

Instead they are planning on making their own movie.

Said Ninja:

“Have you seen ‘Buffalo 66’? It’s not going to be exactly like that, but the pace is,” Ninja explained. “One scene takes place at the end of a rave. There’s this acid dealer, the Elf, who thinks he’s from ‘Lord of the Rings.’ He tries to warn Yo-Landi how powerful this acid is, and Yo-Landi tries to show off by taking a lot.”

Other movie plans are already in place, but for now, the bandmates are keeping quiet. “We can’t tell you,” said Ninja. “We had to sign forms!”

I am so glad that Die Antwoord exists in this world.

You can read the entire interview here, Ninja talks a lot about the Evil Boy video, the whole interview is great. (You have to double click on the continue reading part to see the whole thing.)

A new short film by Korine (nothing to do with Die Antwoord.) Nothing to shit yourself over.

And here is a video of Ceddybu talking about the Dope Boys movie with Korine.

And here is the last video by Die Antwoord, Evil Boy. One of the greatest things ever put on video.

EVIL BOY from Die Antwoord on Vimeo.

I can’t wait for the future.

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This is an excerpt from the Keith Richards book, Life.  It describes how one late night during a tour She Stones tracked down a studio to record in, somewhere down South.  The Studio was called Muscle Shoals and the two tracks “Brown Sugar” and “Wild Horses” were recorded, inconceivably in two takes each.  Jim Dickinson was one of the engineers and he recounts the tale below.  They went immediately from these sessions to the Altamont speedway where the Hells Angels altercations took place.  “From the sublime to the ridiculous.”

Jim Dickinson.

“They started running down “Brown Sugar” the first night, but they didn’t get a take.  I watched Mick write the lyrics.  It took him maybe forty-five minutes; it was disgusting.  He wrote it down as fast as he could move his hand.  I’d never seen anything like it.  He had one of those yellow legal pads, and he’d write a verse a page, just write a verse and then turn the page, and when he had three pages filled, they started to cut it.  It was amazing!

If you listen to the lyrics, he says, “Skydog slaver: (though it’s always written “scarred old slaver”).  What does that mean?  Skydog is what they called Duane Allman in Muscle Shoals, because he was high all the time.  And Jagger heard somebody say it and he thought it was a cool word so he used it.  He was writing about literally being in the South.  It was amazing to watch him do it.  The same thing happened with “Wild Horses.”  Keith had “Wild Horses” written as a lullaby.  It was about Marlon (his son) about not wanting to leave home because he’d just had a son.  And Jagger rewrote it, and it’s, perceptibly, about Marianne Faithfull, and Jagger was like a high school kid about it and he wrote the song about her.  He took a little more time with it, but not much more, maybe an hour.

The way he did it, Keith had some words and then he grunted and he groaned.  And somebody asked Mick, do you understand that?  And Jagger looked at him and said, of course.  It was like he was translating, you know?

They were unbelievable, the raw vocals.  They both stood at the microphone together with the fifth of bourbon, passing it back and forth, and sang the lead and the harmony into one microphone on all three songs, pretty much as quick as they could do it on the last night.”

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What follows below is the first chapter of Groucho and Me (1959).  The autobiography of and by Groucho Marx.

Chapter one.

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.  If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland.  If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.  Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.  Now that we are on the subject of age, let’s skip it.  It isn’t important how old I am.  What is important, however, is whether enough people will buy this book to justify my spending the remnants of my rapidly waning vitality in writing it.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject.  Anyone can get old.  All you have to do is live long enough.  It always amuses me when the newspapers run a picture of a man who has finally lived to be a hundred.  He’s usually a pretty beat-up individual who invariably looks closer to two hundred than the century mark.  It isn’t enough that the paper runs a photo of this rickety, hollow shell.  The ancient oracle then has to sound off on the secret of his longevity.  “I’ve lived longer than all my friends,” he croaks, “because I never used a mattress, always slept on the floor, had raw turkey liver every morning for breakfast, and drank thirty-two glasses of water a day.”

Big deal!  Thirty-two glasses of water a day.  This is the kind of man who is responsible for the water shortage in America.  Fortunes have been spent in the arid West, trying to convert sea water into something that can be swallowed with safety, and this old geezer, instead of drinking eight glasses of water a day like the rest of us, has to guzzle thirty-two a day, or enough water to keep four normal people going indefinitely……….

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oi.

You know, there’s a part of me that loves this movie.  Watch full screen friends.

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High praise to studioskateboards.com for this.

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Here is a collection of quotes by serial killers.  Happy New Year!!!!

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“I really screwed up this time.”  JEFFREY DAHMER.

“When I was a boy I never had a friend in the world.”  HEINRICH POMMERENCKE.

“She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away….So I choked her.”  ARTHUR SHAWCROSS.

“My aim was pretty good.”  FRANK G. SPISAK JR.

“The sixth commandment-’Thou Shalt Not Kill’-fascinated me….I always knew that someday I should defy it.”  JOHN CHRISTIE.

Q:  What do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?

A:  One side of me says, ‘I’d like to talk to her, date her.’  The other side of me says, ‘I wonder how her head would look on a stick?’ EDMUND KEMPER.

“It wasn’t as dark and scary as it sounds.  I had a lotta fun….Killing somebody’s a funny experience.”  ALBERT DE SALVO.

“He started messing with the Christmas tree, telling me how nice the Christmas tree was.  So I shot him.”  DAVID BULLOCK.

“I was just cleaning up the place a bit.”  PETER SUTCLIFFE.

“Hurry it up, I could hang a dozen men while you’re fooling around.”  CARL PANZRAM (FINAL WORDS PRIOR TO EXECUTION.)

“I remember thinking, ‘You will have no more troubles, squire.”  DENNIS NILSEN.

“I bite.”  JEFFREY DAHMER.

“I should never have been convicted of anything more serious than running a cemetery without a license.”  JOHN WAYNE GACY.

“I haven’t blocked out the past.  I wouldn’t trade the person I am, or what I’ve done-or the people I’ve known-for anything.  So I do think about it.  And at times it’s a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember.”  TED BUNDY.

“Every man to his own tastes…mine is for corpses.”  HENRI BLOY.

“I carried it too far, that’s for sure.”  JEFFREY DAHMER.

“What I did is not such a great harm, with all these surplus women nowadays.  Anyway, I had a good time.”  RUDOLPH PLIEL.

“A clown can get away with murder.”  JOHN WAYNE GACY.

When asked if he wore the skin face masks over a prolonged time:

“Not too long, I had other things to do.”  ED GEIN.

“Look down on me; you will see a fool.  Look up at me; you will see your Lord.  Look straight at me, you will see yourself.”  CHARLES MANSON.

“I saw women dancing around the golden calf and I thought they were a fickle lot.  I knew I would have to kill.”  HEINRICH POMMERENCKE.

“If I gave a shit about the parents I wouldn’t have killed the kid.”  CLIFFORD OLSEN.

“Big deal, death comes with the territory…see you in Disneyland.”  RICHARD RAMIREZ.

“There is no happiness without tears, no life without death.  Beware!  I am going to make you cry.”  LUCIAN STANIAK.

“I may be a bit peculiar.”  GEORGE JOSEPH SMITH. Read more »